There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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