You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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