I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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