You're a womanizer and a bitch.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I'm really busy with my period
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