Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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