We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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