Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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