I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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