I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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