this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
sarcasm needs its own font
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize
