just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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