It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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