Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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