Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You can't special order awesome
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Just puked most of my soul out..
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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