No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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