Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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