if you like me you must not know who I am
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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