i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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