she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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