so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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