Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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