u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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