But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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