oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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