Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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