The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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