birth control should be required to get into college
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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