hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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