haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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