Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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