My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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