So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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