hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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