I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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