Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
