how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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