If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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