Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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