Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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