This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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