I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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