The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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