I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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