I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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