You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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