You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
