I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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