i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she smelled like a LAN party
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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