can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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