Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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