would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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