If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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