can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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