I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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